Sunday, 15 June 2014

The Dark Side of Twitter

I've got plenty of posts to write.  Really positive, fantastic posts about all the great Teaching and Learning/CPD/Pedagogy opportunities I've undertaken recently.  This isn't one of them.

Twitter is an amazing platform for those involved in education to share ideas and challenge ideologies, in a previous post I talked about how it's given me a new lease of life.  But on Thursday I saw a side to twitter that I didn't like.  The Dark Side. I realised that what makes twitter so amazing is also what makes it so dangerous.  Twitter is, in essence, a giant staff room.

If I think of every staff room I've ever been in (and including interviews for jobs I didn't get, there are plenty!) it's really easy to place staff into categories.  In any staff room you will find a few of of each, often huddled together in their respective corners or nook, usually all facing towards the area reserved for supply colleagues, cancelling each other out. Some are positive, some are negative.  But we need them all, or maybe nearly all: eager and excited NQTs, a little green perhaps, but less frightened to take risks; T&L gurus, focussed on the latest pedagogy practice and innovation; the behaviour specialists, for who the toughest nuts cower and coo; the cynics, who've been there and seen it a million times before; the sycophants, wearing and/or holding a less expensive version of whatever SLT have (I'm typing this on an iPad 1); the know-it-alls, who don't usually know anymore than how to do it 'theoretically'; and the bullies, they're the worst, because they are usually the best at what they do, which means they often wield the most power to cause harm.  

But on twitter this power is multiplied n fold (I haven't done a research project so can't quantify the measurement). Every Thursday is #ukedchat day and this week happened to be on SOLO Taxonomy. Now, I'll admit this much, I don't believe in it.  I'm saying it in hushed tones for the simple reason that I didn't believe in Bloom's either, but my SLT definitely did, and I've got a sneaky suspicion that they'll be all over SOLO soon enough and, as a result, so will I (at least I will seen to be).  But I'm well aware that lots of people do believe in it and that's fine with me, let them be I say.  I might even pinch a resource or two (probably deleting the squiggly symbols so my kids aren't freaked out) and that's why I chose not to pay much attention to Thursday night's chat.

Except I couldn't avoid it.  You see, a member of my department, an extrememly hardworking and creative professional, and friend, does believe in SOLO. He also believes in creating amazing material and teaching quality lessons each and every day.  He's posted an incredible number of top resources that have been favourited, retweeted and magpied by hundreds of appreciative teachers.  He's put himself out there I suppose, and as soon as he did, he opened himself up to criticism.  I'm sure everyone accepts that it's part of the process.  I've no problem with it - criticism given and received constructively allows opportunities for development, reflection and improvement.

But what unfolded on Thursday was far from developmental; it felt, at least to me as an observer, vindictive and unnecessarily cruel. Criticising someone's hard work is one thing, including their twitter handle as you send a barrage of snide, sarcastic, vitriolic tweets back and forth between one another as you rip their work apart is something else. Some might even say it was bullying.  And just like the bullies in the staffroom, I'm not sure they realised they were doing it.  But that's not an excuse. I doubt that any of them would allow pupils to treat one another in the same way in their classroom, so what makes it acceptable on twitter?  Nothing. It's not.  

I'd like to think that those involved would read this; take a bit of time to reflect, perhaps even treat it as an opportunity for self-improvement and learn from it.  Sadly, I know the reality will be very different, mainly because, apart from my wife, no-one actually reads this blog.


Sunday, 6 April 2014

A Resurrection (of sorts)


Inspired by @johntomsett wp.me/p2wufC-nN I am starting what I’m sure will be a long and arduous quest; a perilous journey to the fabled land of ‘work-life balance’.

For a little over a decade I’ve failed miserably to get anywhere near it; this time I feel things will be different.  This post is intended as my reintroduction to the world of blogging - something I flirted with very briefly two years ago. As part of a New Year's Resolution in 2012 I wrote an epic 'To-Do-List' - it contained over a hundred and fifty items, all of them things designed to improve my life, and that of my family. Some of the items were mundane, things I told my wife I'd do but never got around to: 'fixing the fence', 'throwing out odd socks', ‘painting the kitchen’. Things that would still not make it on to a priority list. Others were bigger, more exciting (more expensive): 'go on a family holiday abroad'. I had planned to complete them all; documenting each and everyone one of them over a twelve month period. And do you know what? I actually finished some of them - certainly not a hundred and fifty, but more than the nine I actually blogged about.

And now I'm back. I've rediscovered the bug and I have twitter to thank for that. Despite the fact that I've been on twitter for exactly 5 years I've only written a little over 500 tweets - a large chunk coming in the last month. Who knew that twitter was for more than just stalking celebrities!? It’s been an incredible reawakening.  Twitter is a place filled with inventive, inspiring and Innovative education professionals - it has been exactly the kick I needed.

I've enjoyed the reinvigoration twitter has brought with it. Like many teachers (cue sweeping statement) I’d found myself stuck in a rut. After the hardest year of professional life (twelve months that definitely need a post of their own) I had found myself going through the motions - ultimately, seeing my classes get a raw deal. Something needed changing and twitter was just the thing to do it. Teachers freely sharing ideas and resources is refreshing and I like the warmth that comes when my ideas are shared and received positively – a figurative pat on the back. But most of all I enjoy the debate, the discussion and the disagreement.  I don’t want everyone to think like me – I’m an English teacher – I thrive on dispute.  I encourage my students to question everything they’re told, to investigate beyond the obvious – searching for layers of meaning and alternative insightful interpretations, because that is how they, as students, will succeed.   It makes sense to practice what I preach.

So here we are: the resurrection of the 'To-Do-List'. It's going to be a better list, a stronger list, focussed, with an even mix of the things needed to help strike the work life balance.  And although there’s likely to be an even greater number of tasks to complete, this time I’m better set for success – twitter’s got my back.

Sunday, 12 February 2012

# 00 The To Do List - Rules and Regulations

Don't judge me.  The lack of progress on the list is not just laziness,  although that is certainly a contributing factor, I've been sick. (Cue favourite joke:  "How sick?  Well I am in bed with my sister...")  But the recent lapse has had me thinking - do I need to create some 'success criteria'?  Surely some 'rules and regulations' would help galvanise my drive.

Does there need to be a 100% completion?  I've never got 100% in anything...ever!  I did once manage 97% in an end of Year 8 RE exam (highest in the year no less) but full marks have always evaded me.  I think if this 'To Do List' is to work then there should be some 'wiggle room'.  But just how much?

90%?  That used to be the attendance bench mark when I was at school.  Part of me thinks - if it was good enough for a certificate (signed by both Head Master AND Head of Year) to go in your National Record of Achievement (Remember it?  The red folder everyone had, but no-one ever took to an interview.  Looked a bit like a Wine List from a 1980s Bistro) then it must be good enough to 'pass' this challenge.

But then again, if the Daily Mail is to be believed (and why would they lie!?) 40% is enough to get you a GCSE C grade in today's appalling underperforming English education system.  So, if it's enough to get me onto a BTEC Advanced Diploma Level 3 NVQ in Childcare Business Hairdressing Work Skills, then it must be enough here, mustn't it?

Who exactly will judge the passes (and possible fails)?  It needs to be someone who can maintain some semblance of objectivity.  Which in its self raises some issues.  Whilst I will obviously want to give myself credit (where it's due) I'm not sure I could maintain a balanced point of view and on the flip side there are some who would no doubt delight in my failing, possibly rigging it so that I did not complete my mission.

The final quandary is the deadline.  Should it be a full year from the start date?  If so that would take me into 2013, but the Blog is called 'The To Do List 2012'.  It could be, midnight on New Year's Eve, but I would hope to be doing something more interesting than writing the final blog on the biggest party night of the year. Or should all this fun and frivolity be done and dusted before the 21st December - I'm not sure if any other Mayan predictions have come true (or even if they made any others), but can I afford to take that chance!?

I will ponder theses issues and more over this half-term break and let you know the findings in due course.  Such difficult decisions - I bet this is what Obama's days are like...

Sunday, 22 January 2012

# 52 Take Finn to Watch the Football

Watching your first game of professional football with your Dad is a big deal. I still remember the one and only time my Dad took me to watch The Swans at the Vetch. they were playing Plymouth Argyle in the bottom tier of English football. I don't really remember the game (I have a feeling it was of poor quality); I don't remember the score (I think Argyle won 2-0). What I do remember though is the sense of occasion, the anticipation as we waited to pay our way in through the turnstiles, the buzz on the North Bank and bizarrely the managers - Frank Burrows (Swansea) and Peter Shilton (Plymouth). I'm not sure why we didn't go more often; the fact we didn't might be why it holds such special significance.

Twenty (or so) years later it was my turn to offer the opportunity for memories (and potential blogging). I gave Finn a choice of local matches - a mid table Championship clash at Elland Road (Leeds United versus Ipswich Town), League One high fliers Huddersfield Town at home to Brentford or relegation threatened Bradford City in League Two. None of these met his approval (although what he was wanting was never revealed) and instead a fifty five minute train ride to Bootham Crescent, the home of the 'Minstermen', was arranged. As I type this I realise that perhaps a confusion between 'Mister' and 'Minster' might have had some bearing on the final decision.

The game, York City versus Ebbsfleet United (Blue Squre Premier) had it all - penalty appeals, a sending off and five goals. But best of all the ticket office in their wisdom had sat a group of between 15-25 Scotsmen, on a stag do, in the rows immediately in front of us. I'm sure some of them were related but I'm not sure it really embodied the original concept behind the 'Nestle Family Stand'. Although, it must be said that, until you've watched a match sat behind a man handcuffed to a ginger wig wearing bearded dwarf in a kilt, you've not watched the real York City Football Club! I hope Finn doesn't expect it everytime we go and see a match from here on in. The game finished 3-2 to the hosts, a secondary consideration in the end.
York City 3 Ebbsfleet United 2 | York City FC Official Website

# 21 Restock Freezer with New 'Healthy' Ready Meals

Who thought payday should be the "third Thursday of the month"?   It is not a good idea.  Waiting five weeks for money after a period that included both Christmas and New Year has been a ridiculous struggle.  Thankfully that third Thursday arrived.

And so on Friday, furnished with enough produce to feed an army (on my way home I had called in to Costco), I set about filling the freezer with homemade oven ready meals.  I got cracking (and chopping, slicing and stirring) at about nine-thirty.  It seemed like a great idea and I was 'in the zone'.  I get like that sometimes.  Ultimately, the plan was flawed - no one could have predicted that I'd be stuffing Cannelloni at one-thirty in the morning, but sometimes that's just the way it is. When I finally made it to bed, it was after two; I'd managed to create the following delights:


  • Sausage Casserole x 2
  • Beef Casserole x 3
  • Thai Green Curry
  • Chicken Tikka Massala
  • Crofter's Chicken
  • Beef Cannelloni
  • Beef Bolognese Pasta Bake x 2
  • Chilli Con Carne x 2


Mostly 'Winter Warmers', nothing out of the Heston school of cookery but it should keep us going, at least for a little while.

In addition to my culinary escapades I've been busily working on # 16 (Sort Out Finances) while I have some money tom burn.  As a result, # 154 (Pay 'Time' Subscription) is done - or at least the envelope with the cheque in has been sent off and # 121 (Check on Student Loan) have both been checked off the 'To Do List'.  However, # 121 threw up some problems of its own, thus creating # 173 (Get Reinstated on the RTL Scheme). I'm not going to go into details (yet) but the SLC have, yet again, proved themselves inadequate and incompetent.

Monday, 16 January 2012

# 59 Lose Enough Weight to be Able to Go On Rosie's Exercise Bike

Pretty self explanatory really.  Rosie wouldn't let me get on the machine until I dropped below the recommended maximum of 17st.  I've been on it twice now and to be honest it's really uncomfortable and left me with 'pins and needles' in a region that was definitely not designed for 'pins and needles'!  I will, however, need to investigate the accuracy of our bathroom scales.  What was previously steady weight loss has now transformed into a 5lb swing up and down.  I'm not sure an extra crispbread should have that effect!

The next item I attempted # 64 "Sort Out Contacts On Phone (Lawson Does Not Need Four Numbers!)" should have been a nice easy one.  But I'm getting old, too old for Smart Phones to make any sense.  I've got contacts in about seventeen different places, everytime I think I've got rid of old contacts I find them again.  And don't get me started on the fact that my HTC and Rosie's IPhone have somehow synced - everytime she edits her contacts it changes mine!  I'm flattered that my number's in as 'Hot Rod' but it looks a little suspect in my own phone.  I jest...I didn't even know she knew a Rod.

Sunday, 15 January 2012

# 93 Get Cheque from Finance and send to 'Movember' for Final Total

Would I be bothered writing this Blog if I hadn't made it # 1 on the 'To Do List'?  Probably not.  But I did, so we carry on regardless.  I actually started writing this post on Thursday, but more pressing matters, like sleeping, took over.  I am wondering though if anyone is reading what I write, apart from my wife who checks to see I haven't written anything mean or overtly personal about her.  She has a very high opinion of herself.

I've finally got all the money together from 'Movember'.  The catering company who helped us with the coffee morning dragged their heels a little putting the final cheque together, but the final £455 has been sent off and is set to be added to the already impressive total of £1349 (http://mobro.co/OldEnough) so all in all a job well done.  I'm not sure I'll get permission to do it again this year, a full thirty one days sporting a ginger caterpillar may be something I can only get away with once in a life time.  I will definitely get involved in another charity fundraiser this year (# 83), but I'm not sure what or for who at this moment in time.

Three more have been ticked off since I started writing this post.  Two, which I must admit I forgot about, # 89 "Get Prices for Hiring Equipment for GD's 18th.  Get them to TD asap" and # 90 "Confirm Where and When the 18th is Taking Place" were fairly straightforward to complete which makes me wonder why I took so long to get them done.  # 141 "Unsubscribe from Mailing Lists so You Don't Have 534 Unread Emails" was also straightforward but very tedious and time consuming, it's amazing how many crap mailing lists I've signed up to over the years, but at least now my inbox is empty ensuring I won't miss any letters from my long lost Nigerian Uncle letting me know how to claim my inheritance.  It might be easier if I just post my bank details here, just let me find my cheque book...